The Simpsons Movie

Now the longest-running TV show in history is the funniest movie of the year…That’s right, our friends Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Flanders, Barney, Moe, Itchy, Scratchy, Lovejoy, Apu, Wiggum, Ralph, Skinner, and Dr. Nick plus Green Day, Albert Brooks, Minnie Driver, and a special guest appearance by Tom Hanks. Call it [...]

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Evan Almighty

The amazing thing about Evan Almighty is not the special effects, nor the comic talent of Steve Carell, but how $175 million bucks was squandered on a movie so unfunny. To see that the most expensive comedy of all time barely has a laugh to show for it. No, because every half-laugh that there is [...]

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Is there a larger cultural phoenomenon than Harry Potter? From the large lines of fanboys who hungrily digest the next book to the increasingly casual question “So, have you read the Harry Potter books?”, to the increasingly casual answer “Yeah.”. I’m truly beginning to think that there isn’t. I mean, who doesn’t love a huge [...]

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Transformers

Here’s a sample of dialogue from ‘Transformers’.
“Bumblebee was a good soldier. We will not let him have died in vain! Now we will fight! To! Avenge! Bumblebee!”
Let me get this straight: for this stupid mess of a movie and the stupid toys of which it is based: I hate the source material on which it [...]

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Sicko

Ever-controversial filmmaker Michael Moore has tangoed with General Motors, firearms, and George Bush in his documentaries. Now, in his softest and most sentimental film yet, he takes on…AMERICAN HEALTH CARE! (Dramatic fanfare)
Moore has stirred up controversy with every documentary he’s made. With Bowling for Columbine, Roger & Me, and Fahrenheit 9/11, his films normally are [...]

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